When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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