Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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