I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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