so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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