Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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