Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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