hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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