Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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