I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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