It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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