Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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