craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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