Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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