Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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