whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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