Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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