I'm so fucking centered right now
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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