i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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