I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My ass is underappreciated
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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