So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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