first off who cares wherever vodka originated from or its meanings - its a great gift from god
second- i can understand maybe a milkyway for kicks - but tuna seems somewhat ironic and disgusting, and grapes, well that just seems really fucking wierd.
12:10 why did they name it 'water'? i imagine it had something to do with a bad water supply so they drank vodka because it was healthier. just curious.
1:10... 'America' is a continent... Canada is part of that continent as is the United States of America (that's why it's 'of'). And furthermore, cheque is British by origin. Dumbass.
Vodka actually derives from the russian word for water and does not literally mean the the water of life it does have very weak ties to the latin aqua vitea which was an alcoholic beverage that was called the water of life but vodka itself does not mean water of life
"Justin, I just want to tell you, I just put on the best shirt ever, it had a little hole right where my nipple is and the hole was just big enough for my nipple to fit through it and my nipple just hung out of it." (ijustwanttotellyou.c0m)
you should put an ice cube in your vagina instead, clean and the difference in temperature gives you a really strange but nice sensation! might clean out some of that tuna too!
sorry, gonna get on a soapbox for a second - People who are saying you'll get infections from putting tuna and candy in your twat really make me laugh. First, it's called washing up after the fun. Hygiene. Yay. Second, you let people put their filthy-ass, germ-riddled tongues and fingers in your snatch and you don't say a damn thing about "infections." Wtf. Have fun in Ironic Oxymoron Land while the rest of us are having good, adventurous clean fun.
I'm so glad others think grape girl is weird.
I was beginning to think everyone on this site was a grade 10 dropout who sat around waiting for the welfare cheques and thinking up ridiculously lewd sexual acts.
12:56 umm not a lit candle but blow the candle out and let the wax build up cool for a few then drip that ove the ass crack and cheeks where it sensitive, its fcking amazing at least to me.. and fruit of all sorts yes with whip cream no candy bars yet anyways
ok professor simmer down. by the sounds of things i assume most of ur texts from last night include offers for cheap ringtones and $2-per-text sex texts from some dirty site u saw on at 3am on friday night when u were on this site alone trying to sound smart.
12:02 you must not know how to wash properly. And before you get even more retarded, maybe talk to people who've done food-play and ask them how many times they've had infections. Stop assuming everyone's stupid about their bodies/not clean. Dick.
You guys have never heard about the girl who missed some of the leftover whipped cream in her vag and got maggots up there? I have like two friends who swear they know girls that that happened to. Pretty sure they're lying, but still.
omg so this text is about milky ways in vag's but your all still bitching at each other about whether or not poland or russia made vodka first.....
hmmmm
Wow. I'm glad I'm not a rug muncher, though I live in san diego. Makes you wonder "is that pus, nougat or perhaps a little custard from last week's lunch?"
Vodka didn't originate in Russia, but in Poland (look it up.) Woda (w basically is v in polish) is the word for water and eventually ended up turning from Wodka to Vodka for the rest of the world.
Why give a fuck about what anyone else does, mind your own business, if you like food in your vagina then I don't care because it's not in my vagina. If you don't like food in your vagina I don't care either because IT'S NOT MY VAGINA! Chill the fuck out about all this shit, why does it matter if someone else is doing something? It doesnt affect you at all, you all sound close-minded. STFU.
Eww. Tuna, really? You know msot fish that you get today is contaiminated with mercury and all kinds of junk so putting it up there is probably not a great idea. Or eating it.
But that's just gross.
Um... actually America IS a continent. I have no idea why you'd think there are three americas, when in the rest of the world last time I checked there were only five continents.
fingers and tongues carry germs, and they get left behind. but soooomehow people don't get infections, gee, and neither do they from food or whatever. hell if the 11:23 person can do what she does and not die, everyone needs to just be cool.
If the sea was vodka and I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up.
But the sea isn't vodka and I'm not a duck,
so pass me my drink and shut the fuck up!
Thing is, I don't leave bits of finger and tongue behind after I'm done. Even with washing, chances of missing a bit of tuna or a smear of chocolate in one of the many folds are high. Enjoy your cunt rot.
I'm trying to figur out the OXYMORON 12:01 is talking about
Clean Vagina? Filthy Twat?
I'm just not seeing two words that mean the exact opposite, yet are put together to describe something
Vaginas are diabetic, so putting anything containing sugar in it is a bad idea. Other than that, I don't see the problem in putting whatever you want in your own vagina.
I hope to god the grape person was a troll. I thought it was kinda sarcastic, but people are taking it seriously...
5:45am is win. I don't know why. But I'm sure of it.
Vodka is a drink which originated in Eastern Europe, the name stemming from the Russian word 'voda' meaning water or, as the Poles would say 'woda'. So both are correct.
11:19: You're right. Because it's currently 3 am and I'm on this site. Or wait, it's 11:30 and I'm bored at work.
And I manage to be a great girlfriend and keep my man pleased without resorting to tuna.
Enjoy the infections girls!
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