It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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