I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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