Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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