there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
