VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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