My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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