He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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