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  • Let's get ratchettttt let's get ratchettttt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Fucker should have eaten her out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:58am
  • 11:33 hit the nail on the head. If he had a chance for the next time he just blew it. No pun intended. Really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:44am
  • wouldnt be worth dropping another 100 bucks on a date if the chick was a bowser and/or he feels like she wouldn't do it next time anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:50am
  • This post makes me wish I had a dick to say this kind of thing to people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:44pm
  • This person has now lost any and all chance of said blow job. Stupid move.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:33am
  • 1204 im sure we would all appreciate it if you actually never did have sex again.......I cant really imagine a world with your off spring in it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:55pm
  • Every Ed Hardy male wearing douche bag 661 er!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:02am
  • lol baby batter - classic...girls are clever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:02pm
  • I'm absolutely astonished by the people that act like this is offensive...Isn't the stuff that makes this site worth reading all offensive?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:13pm
  • i freaking hate the way people say "said" instead of "a blow job" @ 11:33

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:47am
  • I like how nobody has even thought "maybe she has a good sense of humor". I dated a girl that I could talk to like this and she would laugh about it. She would tell me to suck her clit all the time in the same joking manner. I'm just saying, it could have been a funny moment and not a "what an asshole" moment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:25pm
  • Smooth move douche. Guess you'll never get that bj now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:47am
  • bitch should have sucked him off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:06am
  • 1:15 sounds like a lot of fun. Bwahahahaha! Loopy twat. You can pay for your own dinner and still slob my knob.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:22pm
  • Taking a girl out to dinner does NOT entitle you to any sex or oral sex. This is why I've started paying for myself on dates! Then the guy actually has to put some effort into getting laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:15pm
  • I love it when someone considers the texter ugly or unattractive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:01am
  • 5:45 SpaceBarBroke?OhNo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 6:00am
  • . . .and then take a load in the face?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:42pm
  • why dont you lick that pussy first eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:22pm
  • haha yeah 12:04 you are probably a girl with a hairy chest and a stash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:34pm
  • girl was probably ugly. Guy was just spitting the truth. So maybe the girl lost out and is never going to get to go on a date with the dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:21pm
  • I think 11:09 like to be shot in the face with baby batter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:19am
  • lmao im a girl and even i think this is funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:54am
  • well, if the guy is attractive enough, i'd wanna blow him. if he's not very attractive and he's just a friend and i help him release stress or seomthing, it's annoying. they always want more. every time they see you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:29pm
  • lmfao i like how you people classify. "661" er. wow.......stfu.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:53am
  • Should have taken one for the team, sweetie!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:09am
  • ooo I like that, actually paying for yourself on a date, thats such a good way to get out of hooking up after. And classy girls don't hook up on the first date : ) circumstances do vary though....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:20pm
  • gross. glad you didn't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:04am
  • hahaha .. im a girl and i think its nice to pay for dinner every once in awhile, i hate it when the guy is always paying! me and my ex used to go for dinner and desert and one of us would take the bill for dinner then the other for desert... then we would both share seconds on desert later ; )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:09pm
  • ugh. bakersfield boys!!! ugh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:08pm
  • this is fake... you are making me ashamed of the 661 :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:05pm
  • what you people fail to realize is that maybe they went all the way, but she wouldnt let him put his d in her m after being in her a or v .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:18pm
  • Unfortunately, you are exactly right 4:23. Its a shame, a Goddamn shame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:03am
  • Even better if he could have been a fucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:08pm
  • Pay her own way? Pfft! Fine with me. I'd actually LIKE to meet a woman that feels like she can depend on me for small thing like Dinner or at least Lunch. If you're that independent you can enjoy your supper alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:12pm
  • A little oral sex does make for a more lively evening

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:42am
  • i feel like i know this "661er".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:36pm
  • hahaha I love this site. If you mention sex in a text you're a slut, if it's said that you didn't then you're a prude. I agree with 2:25 and 12:04, and also....just because she had a good time on the date doesn't mean she ended up finding him sexually attractive, this could be a prelude to an "I like you as a friend' text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:15pm
  • all of you make me want to never have sex again. 1147 genius, "said blowjob" refers to the blowjob in question, which the retard that sent this never got (thank god). "a blowjob" means any possible blowjob, which i hope you never get/give. i love the girl that this is about only because she isn't a moron. well done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:04pm
  • fuck her, she's an ugly cunt, you can fuck better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:49pm
  • haha right 1119. i like this weird bit of morality on this site. good times, monday morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:23am
  • uhuhh 7:36 this pretty much sounds like every 661er

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:23am
  • 2:13 - TRUE, all the inappropriateness is why i'm here 1:22 - hahaha - YES and 12:04 - no one wants you anyways - have fun never getting laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:31pm
  • ...which is a terrible text (or prelude) to send, at least said dude told it straight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:11pm
  • hahahahaha what a great response

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:39am
  • 661guysarediiiicks. Trustme,Iknow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:45am
  • Unless it was a clear inside joke (meaning they're strictly platonic), the guy's an ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:50pm
  • 5:45 agrrreeedd!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 6:15am
  • which team? dude's that'll send that shit to someone, then send to this website? yeah. glad you didn't, though maybe 1109 should.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:11am
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