I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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