STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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