If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
organizing the empties. That sober.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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