i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
