Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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