So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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