So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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