He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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