Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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