I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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