Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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