I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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