I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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