We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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