You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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