ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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