marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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