Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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