Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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