I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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