Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
a search helicopter?!
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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