dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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