Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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