ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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