My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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