Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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